Friday, 19 April 2013
How to meet a stringent deadline?
1 - Don't write an online novel from scratch in instalments
2 - Don't sit around eating meals, wasting time. Get back to tippy-tapping!
3 - Use wetwipes and dry shampoo instead of bothering to shower
4 - Don't selfishly enjoy your weekend! Cuff yourself to your desk
5 - Ask you boyfriend/girlfriend to box your ears if you try to leave the house
6 - Manage time more effectively - Learn to weave your dreams into prose as you sleep
7 - If you have a day job, poo at work
8 - Stop cooking! Eat microwaveable horse-burgers for a while and ignore the spots
9 - If you run out of dry shampoo, shave your head and spray your skull with perfume
10 - Scrap the stupid book and become a gardener
Obscenely late Instalment 17 is now quaking on the blog!
Or go straight to Instalment 17:
And pleeeeeeese like my f/b page, it's seen no loving action in months: