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Tuesday 7 May 2013

How to be cheery when the chips are down



1 - Eat the bloody chips

2 - Go for a brisk walk in the biting spring wind

3 - Open that bottle and don't share it

4 - Seek out comedy and laugh till your bladder splodes

5 - Gurn for the video camera

6 - Share above on facebook

7 - Be nice to people. Give and get back

8 - Eat curry or fill your face with chocolate

9 - Stroke the cat / dog to relieve stress

10 - Stroke your boyfriend / girlfriend / someone's husband..



(Disclaimer: any repercussions are not my fault. You're an adult. You make your own decisions. And if you get beaten up it's nothing to do with me, sorry)



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SJS :)




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