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Friday, 28 June 2013

Ten great reasons NOT to become a writer...



One -   You might start scrabbling up some lucrative career ladder and make loads of money instead


Two -   You won't have to write every day ;)


Three - You might not become a lunatic, trailing loose mental wires... (no guarantees, obvsly)


Four -   You might become less intense a person, less anal, with a dash less OCD (no guarantees though. Chicken / egg argument and all that)


Five -   You won't approach every personal trauma with: "Oh goodo, this'll make a cracking plot"


Six -     You might not stow away conversations in a notebook or get kicked under the table by your partner for staring at people


Seven - You could have a BRILLIANT looking garden, and hobbies


EightYou'll save loads of money on ink and paper, notebooks and pens. (Unless you become a journalist or a parish councillor instead)


Nine -   You might maintain a healthy distance from yourself, dodge being over-analytical or self-absorbed. (You might even get out more and find some friends :))


Ten -    You might not end up with a pallor to rival Edward Scissorhands', square eyes and ruptured radial tendons, RSI or a chair-shaped arse. (no guarantees because you might be in IT)



Or you might just find that you can't NOT write and, in that case, JUST GET ON WITH IT!



So here's the latest instalment of ABNORMAL!


Instalment Twenty One:

http://novel-by-sjs.blogspot.co.uk/p/latest-instalment.html


Or read the whole novel to date:

http://novel-by-sjs.blogspot.co.uk/p/the-novel.html


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I STILL NEED HELP WITH SPREADING WORMS!!

https://www.facebook.com/AbnormalANovel?ref=hl



SJS :)



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