1 - Don't become a writer in the first place
2 - Don't sit around eating meals, wasting time. Get back to tippy-tapping!
3 - Use wetwipes and dry shampoo instead of bothering to shower
4 - Don't selfishly enjoy your weekend! Cuff yourself to your desk
5 - Ask you boyfriend/girlfriend to box your ears if you try to leave the house
6 - Manage time more effectively - Learn to weave your dreams into prose as you sleep
7 - If you have a day job, poo at work
8 - Stop cooking! Eat microwaveable shit and ignore the spots
9 - If you run out of dry shampoo, shave your head and spray with perfume
10 - I've told you before to become a gardener
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SJS :)
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