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Tuesday, 7 May 2013

How to be cheery when the chips are down

1 - Eat the bloody chips

2 - Go for a nice brisk walk in the biting spring wind

3 - Open that bottle and try to share it

4 - Seek out comedy and laugh till your bladder erupts

5 - Gurn in the mirror and capture on camera

6 - Share this on facebook (If you're gonna stay miserable at least give us a laugh)

7 - Be nice to people. Give and get back

8 - Eat curry or fill your face with chocolate

9 - Stroke the cat / dog to relieve stress

10 - Stroke your boyfriend / girlfriend / husband / wife. Or someone else's...

(Disclaimer: I don't particularly condone the stroking of other people's partners; but we make our own decisions. And if you get beaten up for doing it, it's nothing to do with me, I was joking)

No cheerier? Well maybe you need to read more ABNORMAL instead:

Instalment eighteen:


Or read the whole novel to date:


And please LIKE Abnormal on facebook too. I need more help with spreading worms:


SJS :)

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