Ten Guilt-free Ways to avoid writing...

1 - From work, send yourself an urgent memo that requires immediate attention


2 - Ask someone reliable round for dinner so that you have to promptly clean the house


3 - When drunk, remove the fuse from your P.C so you'll think it's broken when you're sober


4 - Ask a neighbour - no questions asked - to lock you in their shed for a few days


5 - Accidentally slam your hand on the desk, breaking the wrist of your dominant arm


6 - Accidentally delete your book so that you have to return to the drawing board, (feet-up procrastination part)


7 - Ring your doctor and describe the symptoms of Severe Cognitive Dysfunction. Accept a trial of rehabilitation in a dementia-registered home for a week. Or two.


8 - Ask a friend to run you over, gently. Pretend it's for charity


9 - Lather your laptop in marmite & leave it in a small room with your teething puppy


10 - Decide to become a landscape gardener instead.





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